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My Online Friend
I didn’t believe in “internet friendship” intil I found a friend like her, my online friend. We knew each other through a chat room and at first, chatting with her is only to have some fun after a long day studying. However, after a long time, I discovered a lot of similarities between us and we even gave each other advice. She anh I now, have a very good friendship although we never meet each other. Besides all other friends at school, club, my online friend can push some of my worries away, give me the key to confidence and love. A lot of people do not believe in friendship like this because through Internet, everything is not real. But not all people are bad. Having an online friend can be great if this friendship doesn’t take too much time of yours and makes you happy, progressive with your study and you work. I myshelf fell lucky to have a friend like this and I hope online friend will become a good term in its meaning.

Các bác dịch cho đỡ buồn nhé! ^.^

tho^ng oj...may` thank' tao ak`...tao co' cho tje^n` tao cung~ ko djck.( vj` ko djck. dc)

Ế. Cái tiếng anh này mỗi em tham gia thôi à??
Các bác viết mạnh vào chứ,
Viết thì cứ viết, sợ gì?

a' a`
dinh. khoe tai` tieng' anh i' a`
khoe bao nhieu cung ~ the' thoi
vit' cai' je` bo? ich' hon de
noi zay ko co' nghi~ TA ko bo ich mo` mi' bai` ne` qua' thuc dun.g
tom' la.i la` cha ai zo day xem dau

Mày bị nghế à???
Không ai xem thì lập ra cái box làm gì?
Mà mày thử viết cái gì "có ích hơn đi"???

co' ich' dey'
suot ng`
mo*` co' bao? la` cai' box nay` ko nen lap ra deu
bao? la` it' ai chu' y' den' cai box nay`
thi` dung` co' phi' time o mi' cai' nay`
co me` bi. " thien dau` thong' "

yeu_mai_minh_em đã viết:

My Online Friend
I didn’t believe in “internet friendship” intil I found a friend like her, my online friend. We knew each other through a chat room and at first, chatting with her is only to have some fun after a long day studying. However, after a long time, I discovered a lot of similarities between us and we even gave each other advice. She anh I now, have a very good friendship although we never meet each other. Besides all other friends at school, club, my online friend can push some of my worries away, give me the key to confidence and love. A lot of people do not believe in friendship like this because through Internet, everything is not real. But not all people are bad. Having an online friend can be great if this friendship doesn’t take too much time of yours and makes you happy, progressive with your study and you work. I myshelf fell lucky to have a friend like this and I hope online friend will become a good term in its meaning.

Các bác dịch cho đỡ buồn nhé! ^.^

nan? cai nay dich de ko a`: nhin tao dich ne
cau 1: thong la thang dien
Cau2 thong la thang ban?
cau 3: thong ngu nhu dog
Cau4: buoi dem thong thuong` tam' dem(dieu chung minh co' tu`everything)
Cau 5: thong tu cho minh gioi?
cau6: thong khoe khoang minh tri thuc moi dat. ra cai nay`
Cau7: thuong thuong lay ngon' giua ngoay mui ( chung minh la`lucky la` may man nhung ta co the? ghi la Luck ma` thua` y tuc la` lon. - cua L len + 1 gach cua 7 va bo? phan con lai cua Y de dc chu FUCK) tu fuck minh`
Cau8:thong hay noi' xau'ban minh`(I myshelf fell lucky to have a friend like this and I hope online friend will become a good term in its meaning.)
het' hay thi thanks cai nha' post nhieu ma ko dc ai thanks buon` wa'

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